Akul Pillai : Computer games, Game Cheats, Cartoon Shows, Riddles » Jokes http://www.akulpillai.com Games, Cartoons and Much More.. Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:16:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Laugh out loud! http://www.akulpillai.com/jokes/laugh-out-loud.php http://www.akulpillai.com/jokes/laugh-out-loud.php#comments Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:31:14 +0000 Akul http://www.akulpillai.com/?p=54 There was once a man who was selling his horse but he didn’t want to because to make it go, you had to say thank god and to make it stop, you had to say tom cruise.There was this one other man who wanted to buy a horse so he tried it.The man who was selling the horse told the other man everything about the horse so the man on the horse started by saying thank god and the horse started moving.The man on the horse rode for a few minutes until he saw cliff.The man forgot what to tell the horse to make the horse stop.Tommy Hilfiger?What was the name?Then he got it.Tom Cruise!The horse stopped.The horse stopped about one foot away from the cliff.The man on the horse said,”thank god we didn’t fall off the cliff”.THUMP!The end

once a chicken married a mosquito. guess what happened? the next day the chicken died due to malaria and the mosquito died due to bird flue.

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

How can we boil the oil? By adding B to it

A sardarji went to a STD/ISD PCO and slapped the operator twice. Guess why? a. Because there it was written, Number dail kerne se pehele do lagae

teacher:who climbed Everest first? ram:there were 11 people teacher:how? ram:hilary and ten singh

First man to the God-Oh God give a room filled with gold Second man to the God-Oh God give me a room filled with silver Third man to the God-Oh God give me the keys of those rooms

johny:sam, if u tell me how many eggs are in the basket, i will give 8 of them to u. if u tell me it belongs to which animal, i will give the hen to u.COME ON ANSWER! sam: oh,at least give me a hint.

how does the sea say hello? ANS: by giving a little wave. what is the best thing you put in a cake? ANS: your teeth! what do you call two spiders on honeymoon? ANS: newly webs.

ram: my camera is not zooming . what should i do? shyam: sing a song. ram: which song? shyam: zoom barabar zoom barabar….

Teacher:I am p.h.d you all know that can anyone tell me what it stands for? Back Bencher: Passed High School with great Difficulty

a woman: i can read your mind john: oh yeah? show me! the woman reads his mind and says:unbelievable! you don’t have anything in your mind!

son : who are the ones who go to heaven even after comitting a lot of murders. mother : don’t know. son : Doctors!

which is the most ancient animal? sochoo… zebra…. pucho kyun? b’coz itz black n white…..!!!

A man went to a restaurant and ordered a pizza…He said”Waiter,Cheese is bad for health….Wait! Even bread and chicken has calories…So, avoid them.The waiter served him tomatoes and said”Very healthy! Sir……!!!!!!!!!!!

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