Why did the hen cross the road ?
To prove she wasn’t chicken !

What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-ward !

How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy – tie a knot in your neck !

Why shouldn’t you try to swim on a full stomach ?
Because it’s easier to swim on a full swimming pool !

What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
Baaa-nacles !

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

What is the coldest part of the North Pole ?
An explorer’s noes !

What do computer operators eat for lunch ?
Chips !

Why is that man standing in the sink ?
He’s a tap dancer !

Where do rabbits learn to fly ?
In the Hare Force !