What do you call a man with a tree growing out of his head ?
Ed-ward !

How do you stop a head cold going to your chest ?
Easy – tie a knot in your neck !

Why shouldn’t you try to swim on a full stomach ?
Because it’s easier to swim on a full swimming pool !

What creature sticks to the bottom of sheep ships ?
Baaa-nacles !

How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ?
See if a little light come on whenever he opens his mouth !

What is the coldest part of the North Pole ?
An explorer’s noes !

What do computer operators eat for lunch ?
Chips !

Why is that man standing in the sink ?
He’s a tap dancer !

Where do rabbits learn to fly ?
In the Hare Force !

(Answers are at the bottom of the page.)

1.What goes up and down stairs without moving?

2.Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.

3.What can you catch but not throw?

4.I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?

Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.

Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside.

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

What gets wetter the more it dries?

The more there is, the less you see.

They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen.

What kind of room has no windows or doors?

I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?

It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object?

The more you take the more you leave behind.

Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can’t hold it for much more than a minute.

As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone, or fowl.

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, I brought it home with me because I couldn’t find it.

What can fill a room but takes up no space?

It is weightless, you can see it, and if you put it in a barrel it will make the barrel lighter?

No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

Only two backbones and thousands of ribs.

Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain?

Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?

Why don’t lobsters share?

A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds?

Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can’t fill it up. What is it?

Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

He has married many women but has never married. Who is he?

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don’t have it. What is it?

You can’t keep this until you have given it.

Take off my skin, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?

What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can’t buy it in a bookstore or take it from the library.

What can go up and come down without moving?

What do you fill with empty hands?

What do you serve that you can’t eat?

What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don’t want to use it?

What goes up and never comes down?

What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?

What has to be broken before it can be used?

What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?

What question can you never answer “yes” to?

What’s the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white?” or “The yolk of the egg is white?”

You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

1.Carpet

2.Fire

3.A cold

A nose

A match

Corn

A stamp

Towel

Darkness

Stars

A mushroom

A sponge

A mirror

A ring

Footsteps

Breath

Glove

River

Splinter

Light

A hole

Silence

Railroad

Four men in a dance band

Jack and Jill are goldfish.

They’re shellfish.

Holes

A kitchen strainer

She lives in the Southern Hemisphere.

A priest

None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.

A secret

A promise

An onion

A telephone book

The temperature

Gloves

A tennis ball

An anchor

Your age

A yardstick

An egg

A coat of paint

“Are you asleep?”

To hold cows together

Neither, the yolks are yellow.

A telephone

answer: A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)

2. What gets wetter the longer it dries ?

3. What grows bigger the more you take it from ?

4. What is found in middle of both America and Australia ?

5. What goes up but never comes down ?

6. What travels round the world but stays in a corner ?

7. What can be right but never wrong ?

8. Where do geologists go for entertainment ?

9. What is black and white and read all over ?

10. What has leaves but does not grow on soil ?

Ans: candle, A towel, A hole, The letter “r”, Your age, A stamp, A angle, To rock concerts, Newspapers, Book.